knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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hotboyproblems:

i really don’t want to get out of bed i just want to sleep for a couple of days

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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